The misadventures of a misguided model/mom

  1. Lunch. #veganburrito #allveg #getinmahbelleh

    Lunch. #veganburrito #allveg #getinmahbelleh

  2. Proof of nest. #sickday #sickkit #sopathetic #poorbaby

    Proof of nest. #sickday #sickkit #sopathetic #poorbaby

  3. I gave up on work. I has a sick and my blankets won’t be dry for an hour. Send soup. #didntbothertakingoffmymakeup #ramenneedstocook #couch #gilmoregirls #illdohomeworksoonmaybe

    I gave up on work. I has a sick and my blankets won’t be dry for an hour. Send soup. #didntbothertakingoffmymakeup #ramenneedstocook #couch #gilmoregirls #illdohomeworksoonmaybe

  4. This months @ipsy #glambag is right on! I don’t know what I’m more excited about! #urbandecay #benefit #citycolor #cailyn #kiss

    This months @ipsy #glambag is right on! I don’t know what I’m more excited about! #urbandecay #benefit #citycolor #cailyn #kiss

  5. Work may be SUPER lame, but at least I look good! I’m challenging myself to wear a dress and heels on every sunny day this spring/summer, starting with today’s #officepunx. Brought to you by a super score at Old Navy, and the wedges (not pictured)that caused the massive scar on my right knee last summer. #omgiminadress #peoplekeepreadingmytattoos #ikeepforgettingthatpeoplewannareadthem #ifeelprettyish #yayforspanx

    Work may be SUPER lame, but at least I look good! I’m challenging myself to wear a dress and heels on every sunny day this spring/summer, starting with today’s #officepunx. Brought to you by a super score at Old Navy, and the wedges (not pictured)that caused the massive scar on my right knee last summer. #omgiminadress #peoplekeepreadingmytattoos #ikeepforgettingthatpeoplewannareadthem #ifeelprettyish #yayforspanx

  6. Ready for this week with all the feels to be over. #emokidforlife #feelingsareoverrated #soisanxiety #andracingthoughts #andthinkingallthethings #overandover #andoverandover #justwantahug #oracuddle  #causeitsallinmyhead #andiknowit #butitdoesntmakeiteasier

    Ready for this week with all the feels to be over. #emokidforlife #feelingsareoverrated #soisanxiety #andracingthoughts #andthinkingallthethings #overandover #andoverandover #justwantahug #oracuddle #causeitsallinmyhead #andiknowit #butitdoesntmakeiteasier

  7. Kit made “little islands of gumminess” aka #badassstrawberryshortcakedeluxe #withchocolateandcoconut #spoiled

    Kit made “little islands of gumminess” aka #badassstrawberryshortcakedeluxe #withchocolateandcoconut #spoiled

  8. I could deal with this during the day. But my tolerance for demolition/remodeling downstairs stops at dinner time. If he doesn’t stop in a half hour, I’m going to have issues beyond this splitting headache. There’s no getting a kid to bed with this. (And trust me, it’s ten times louder in person.) Also, OMG. I’m totally making my sister’s face in this… Scary.

  9. I cook like this, and yet I’m still mostly singleish #yesthatsoundedsexist #itwassupposedto #imacatchfoodornot #butdamn #imakedamngoodfood #twobeanandspinachenchiladacasserole #vegetarian #whatvegetarianseat #nom

    I cook like this, and yet I’m still mostly singleish #yesthatsoundedsexist #itwassupposedto #imacatchfoodornot #butdamn #imakedamngoodfood #twobeanandspinachenchiladacasserole #vegetarian #whatvegetarianseat #nom

  10. I hate my fortune cookie. #cookiewisdom #truth #butidontwanna #ishould #butiwont

    I hate my fortune cookie. #cookiewisdom #truth #butidontwanna #ishould #butiwont